Why did the chicken cross the road?"
SAEED AL SAHAF- Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication.
not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want
to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either
for us or
against us. There is no middle ground.
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
the chicken crossing the road.
I agree with George.
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
The chicken is not next on our list, if we had a list.
To try and seek asylum even tho it is in fact an economic migrant
from factory farming, not a genuine asylum seeker.
I don't think it should cross the road, no it shouldn't cross
the road. Oh it has? I always said it should as long as we support
it with humanitarian aid.
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet
an integral part of eChicken2003.
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
What is your definition of chicken?
Did I miss one?
POLICE SAY CHICKEN
NO LAUGHING MATTER
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