Over the years I've met a handful of people who regularly talk with God, but they usually do so only when they're off their medications.
-- Harley Sorensen
I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!' - Texas Comedian Bill Hicks